‘Hairy bitch’ Cardi B films painful full-body laser hair removal: ‘I’m so scared’

Cardi B underwent laser hair removal on Thursday — and caught the painful procedure on camera.

“It’s that time again you f–kers,” the “Be Careful” rapper said in an Instagram Story clip, which she filmed while naked. “I’m so scared.”

“It’s time to laser my whole body because baby, I told y’all, I’m a hairy bitch,” the 30-year-old continued. “But I keep it under control.”

The Grammy winner explained that she can get dark “down there” and “up here,” referring to her bikini line and underarms.

“We trying to keep that booty hole brown only,” she continued. “You know what I’m saying? Sometimes it can get a little dark up close.”

The songwriter then told the laser hair removal technician at Rich Bich Clinic in New York City that she was “ready” before getting zapped and crying out in pain.

Later in the footage, however, Cardi giggled and gave a shoutout to the beauty professionals performing the procedure.

The “Hustlers” actress wrote that the company is “The Best” and called Rich Bich Clinic especially good with “color skin.”

Cardi has discussed her love of lasering in the past, telling Instagram users in October 2022 to follow her footsteps “so your hair can get softer and little by little … [it] will stop growing.”

She added, “A lot of y’all be getting … razor bumps, ingrown hair, we get a little dark down there … and y’all be putting turmeric [on it]. Y’all be putting lemons and s–t. Bitch, you’re not making a tea with your p–sy.”

Cardi isn’t the first A-lister to recently admit to being naturally hairy. Last week, Eva Mendes revealed that she gets her face shaved every other day.

“Im a beast,” Mendes wrote via Instagram on June 6. “My hair grows back if I get chills. Anyone else get that? I’ll literally be shaving my legs in the shower and get chills and all my work is undone!”

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The “Hitch” star, 49, acknowledged that while the preferred term for the hair removal process is “dermaplaning,” she just says she’s getting shaved because “it is what it is.”

Later that same day, Meghan Trainor joked on “The Kelly Clarkson Show” that she shaves her “beard.”

“I saw [my facial hair] in the ‘Lips Are Moving’ music video,” the 29-year-old recalled. “They’re like, ‘We’re gonna do a close-up on your lips.’ I was like, ‘I have a mustache. Why did no one tell me?’”

Trainor admitted that she can get “fuzzy wuzzy” as Clarkson, 41, agreed, calling herself “literally … a peach.”